January 2012
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
kiana-m: 1dlovescats: STUCK IN THE PAST. THIRTY MINUTES TO GO
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PLEASE READ.
herpderpkevinn: Everybody stay safe tonight, please. If you do drink, please, have a designated driver. If you don’t have a designated driver, do NOT drive drunk, and do not hesitate to call AAA’s “Tipsy Tow” service at 1-800-222-4357. Stay safe everybody, and enjoy the festivities. Please spread the word.
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(Wheatley's drunk now. Hop off)
ask—-wheatley: So much fun could be had with this. 
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gavid-dilmour: 2012 is going to be good because i’m seeing rOGER WATERS TAKE ME WITH YOU 
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December 2011
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hyminh: RIP 2011 2011-2011
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I have a friend who hates Homestuck but likes Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Friend didn’t know that SBaHJ is part of Homestuck. Guess who ruined that ignorance. |D;
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New Year's Twilight Zone marathon. Thank you Sci...
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I refuse to spell Kesha as anything beyond...
Unless we’re supposed to pronounce it Ke-“money sign”-ha.
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Witty Title: Which time is it in your... →
ask—-androidchell: ask—-wheatley: turretqueen: smugleaf42: ohaialy: i-am-cat: the-light-is-warm: rimez: tatewaki2011: anubis0055: mimibec: strifekind: combonationpizzahutandtacobell: hellaampora: omo-shiroi: juny0ung: -pikajunnie: byunghunlee: ((3:58 pm Massachusetts)) 3:00 pm, TX~ 9:02 pm. England 4:11PM, Pennsylvania =O 
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“You killed my son and now you are giving me a tree?”
– An Iraqi farmer to Peter Van Buren of the US State Department after his team tried to give away fruit tree seedlings to replant ruined orchards. The death perpetuated by these fucking wars is going to haunt the U.S. for generations - as it should.  Anyone who doesn’t feel the weight of 1,000,000...
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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“I don’t like jellyfish, They’re not a fish, they’re just a blob, They don’t...”
– A poem by Karl Pilkington (via marylily2)
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Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
ask-the-gman-stuff: obsidian-industries: quiethoof: askthesplendorman: asktheslendy: theevilmuffintoaster: pizzarash: he-will-knock-4-times: mycroftss: theneverendingdrums: skyfullofhat: Tony TARDIS Sherlock aww yee ……Rainbow Dash Ursula.  DenjinHAL ((Jack.  … It’s RED, sue me. ;u; ))  [[mister_data I already had one named Spock.]] (Flighty Broad) (( Stupid...
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Looks like I’m going to be fighting with Skype for the rest of the day.
Dec 31st
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
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Well these are original. →
1. First thing you wash in the shower? 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 4. Do you plan outfits? 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? 9. Did you meet anybody new today? 10. What are you craving right now? 11. Do you...
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Listening to Don't Give Up while I work on the...
Something tells me that wouldn’t be a good wedding OR reception song.
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One of those rare times when I want to just start...
So…uh…hi Tumblr.
Dec 31st
askportalbabies: It’s all so goddamn adorable 
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The Graceful Spoon Worm! (Sorry to bother you so...
ask—-wheatley: The spoon worm, an annelid belonging in the class Echiura, belonging in the order Echiuroidae. In other words, they are marine worms (as their name suggests). This is what all anonymous beings look like. You are just GLAMOROUS compared to that, am I right? …that looks like bacon. Oh my god. It totally does. Wait. So…all anons are bacon? Sounds tasty....
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Apparently Wheatley has swag.
ask—-wheatley: glitchdefacto: That is a horrifying and hilarious thought at the exact same time. Yes Yes Very much so. 
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Apparently Wheatley has swag.
That is a horrifying and hilarious thought at the exact same time.
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Oh hey, a fortune cookie. I wonder what the...
. . . BE RIGHT BACK, GONNA GET A TOWEL.
Dec 31st
gavid-dilmour: my handwriting sucks omg my teachers have trouble reading it I can read it easily enough. :> 
Dec 31st
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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
l00katmestabbingy0u: ask-caesar-thepony: ask-pinkieepie: silencetoaster: marikeet: ladydynamitez: 10knotes: Why would I? :/ I don’t even understand the point of it. (( I’m not stupid. )) ((I would never do that D:> Only cowards would!)) ((I don’t do Anon hate OOC. It’s stupid. I’ll do IC anon hate, but that’s just IC, and I make sure to tell the roleplayer that it’s...
Dec 31st
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@fuck you, anons~
ask—-wheatley: Goes to show that when you mess with Wheatley, you mess with /all/ of us. No one’s allowed to mess with our adorkable idiot. >8l
Dec 31st
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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You should do that thing where you send me asks...
majortomethystinsynth: PLEASE Not that my handwriting is particularly readable, but still. 
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